Want to avoid the royal wedding? Here's an alternative TV guide
Avoiding the royal wedding might seem entirely insurmountable, but there are still ways around it. For example, I suspect that I won’t get to watch the ceremony even if I wanted to, because after about five seconds of turgidly reverential coverage, my three-year-old will bark “Not this one!” and force me to instead watch some godawful YouTube video where a dog sings at some fruit.
But if the YouTube kids app isn’t for you and you don’t fancy the FA Cup final, there are still options. Yes, you can rule out BBC One, ITV and Sky One, because they’ve all swept everything aside in favour of... read more
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