Stuck in waist-deep mud, injured while playing Scrabble, cooking noodles in the toaster... Could university security reports become a best-seller?
More than 200 reports filed by Nottingham University security guards have been turned into a book for Christmas.
Rampaging tigers, flying dogs and injuries suffered while playing Scrabble all feature in the stocking-filler, entitled True Crime on Campus.
Author Dr Paul Greatrix, who has been Registrar at the University of Nottingham since 2007, has also included reports of tarantulas, ninja turtles and even a zombie apocalypse.
The reports range from potentially criminal offences to quirky and drunken misunderstandings.
There are tutors being rugby-tackled by students, students being... read more
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