Maldives: Get away from the kids
"I've got some exciting news," I announce as my wife loads the children's supper plates into the dishwasher. "I've been asked to write a travel article for the Guardian. They're going to arrange for you and me to spend a week in a luxury resort in the Maldives. It's the holiday of a lifetime!" All day I've been imagining Sarah jumping up and throwing her arms around me at this point. Perhaps we'll twirl around the kitchen. Instead, she turns back to the dishwasher and says, "Don't take this the wrong way, but why would they ask you?"
"I don't know, Adam... read more
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