Vladimir Putin’s 2017 calendar is the most arousing thing you will see this year
Look at the nuclear arsenal on that! Yep, it’s the return of everyone’s favourite sultry calendar boy who also happens to be one of Earth’s most powerful men – Vladimir Putin.
Tensions might be running high with America – with some observers predicting the end of life on Earth in a hellish thermonuclear war – but Vlad is keeping it chilled, and cuddling a kitten.
What a lovely guy! There’s just absolutely no way he’s going to destroy our planet, right? He’s too busy being H-A-W-T!
Feast your eyes on a whole lot of Vlad below – or watch the video here.
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