Virgin bride hit honeymoon husband because she was scared of his 'hairy, scary cucumber'
She branded it a "hairy, scary cucumber", far too big for her to handle.
And she feared it would destroy her vagina when the footballer tried to score with her for the first time.
Groom Mnombo Madyibi - nicknamed Anaconda by friends - ended up with a bandaged head after his new wife struck him with a wine bottle, he said.
The frustrated 32-year-old, who used slang to describe his mighty manhood, revealed: "All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay.
"But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
"My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her punani, not an... read more
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