Teacher finds savage ‘roasting book’ with serious set of rules
The first rule of Roasting Book is you can’t roast if you’re ugly.
True story straight out of Los Angeles.
A bunch of kids not only put together a Mean Girls-style burn book, but created a rule pamphlet to go with it — and boy are these rules savage, but strangely on-point.
The guidelines, entitled ‘The Roasting Book Rules 1 – 6’, describes itself as instructions on ‘things to say when roasting’.
Rule #1 ‘Don’t roast somebody if you are ugly.’
They even give an example: ‘”Boy yo hair line look like a rainbow!”. That’s a no no if you don’t have a hairline.’
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