Paradise found or heartbreak hotel? What it feels like to (accidentally) go on honeymoon by YOURSELF
The last thing anyone should do fresh out of a heartbreak? Be anywhere near smug couples.
What did I recently do, entirely accidentally? Strand myself on a desert island immediately post-heartbreak with the smuggest variety of all couples - honeymooners.
In a turn of fate worthy of a singleton meme, my roommate at this Mozambique island love nest... was a cat.
But this is not a self-pitying tale of woe. Oh no. As it transpired, three nights alone on a island nothing short of utopic was extremely healing.
And if you're going to be glaring at your phone and sobbing into your pillow on a... read more
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