Man caught with 13 wraps of drugs sellotaped to his penis and balls says he was hiding them from his wife
A man caught with drugs strapped to his penis said he was hiding them from his wife. Naturally.
Mark Wright was caught with a total 13 wraps of drugs strapped to his willy.
Have you ever known happiness like Prince George looking at bubbles? He was arrested for trying to break into a house and was subjected to a strip search while in police custody.
During the procedure, officers found the packages of white powder, which turned out to be amphetamine, attached to his genitals.
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