Make-up brush thief Christopher Joseph too drunk to remember stealing
A Hillhouse man stole make-up brushes from a town centre store and struggled with a police officer as she tried to arrest him.
Alcoholic Christopher Joseph would down a litre of vodka every day, Kirklees magistrates heard.
The 48-year-old was so drunk that he couldn’t remember stealing from the Superdrug store and his subsequent clash with the Pc in which she lost a fingernail.
He pleaded guilty to charges of theft and resisting a constable acting in the execution of her duty.
Magistrates were told that Joseph stuffed the makeup brushes inside his pocket before leaving the Princess... read more
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