Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp playing bowls is bizarrely wonderful
It’s the weekend and we’re all sat around thinking of things to do without Premier League football.
Gareth Southgate is preparing his beige assortment of footballers to kick us off to what should be an banausic, slightly below average Saturday night when England play host to Malta.
It will probably be 2-0 to England, they’ll probably have 79% of the ball, Rooney will probably do just about enough to vindicate his inclusion in the team by fluffing an assist or something.
We’ve reached that point now that, even with the England national team playing at Wembley in a crucial World Cup qualifier... read more
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