Granddad wrote his own funny obituary so he could have the last laugh

A granddad made sure he had the last laugh by writing his own tongue-in-cheek obituary inviting people to his funeral.
Martin Greenbeck, 72, from Grimsby, North Lincolnshire, died at the end of September after a long battle with asbestosis.
The killer clown fightback begins: Man films himself punching bat-wielding prankster And he made it clear that he wasn’t happy he had passed on before receiving his graduated pension.
He wrote: If you are reading this…… I am dead.
I died on Tuesday 27th September 2016 at home ‘peacefully’ gasping for breath. LOL.
I didn’t want to go but when your time’s... read more
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