Gorilla escaped London Zoo and downed five litres of blackcurrant squash like a total lad
Everyone freaked out last week when a 29 stone gorilla escaped his London Zoo enclosure.
But seriously, we really didn’t need to worry, he was far too busy knocking back five litres of undiluted blackcurrant squash. Lad.
Tree grows into a horse and jockey, no really In fact, everyone was so concerned when Kumbuca broke free – guests were actually locked inside the butterfly enclosure.
At the time, rumours included that the silverback had escaped by smashing the glass.
But today Professor David Field, the ZSL’s zoological director, revealed that he actually just made an ‘opportunistic’ exit... read more
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