Des Clarke is grateful that Kim and Kanye's kids North, West and Pollokshaws weren't caught up in the robbery
It’s been called the Kim-napping. The story you Kanye make up.
That’s right, Kim Kardashian was held at gunpoint by five guys in a Paris hotel room. They somehow found the one moment in her life that lassie wasn’t surrounded by 40 photographers and a film crew.
Thankfully everyone is safe, though the robbers did get away with £10million worth of jewellery. I take it Kim wasn’t buying Elizabeth Duke at Argos.
Kanye West wasn’t there at the time. Strange, because I thought God was everywhere.
He quickly got tae France by stopping his concert after 35 minutes, which left the crowd... read more
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