9 total bellends you’ll definitely meet at the pub tonight

9 total bellends you’ll definitely meet at the pub tonight
 

This weekend millions of us will do the upstanding British thing and drink until we’re pricks.
At the pub – Britain’s hallowed, sticky-carpeted crucible – we all express our quintessential anglo-saxon traits.
Low-key alcoholism. Mediocre flirting. Thrilling at the likely prospect of a bloody punch-up.
But even as we do, let’s take a moment to celebrate our proud nation’s versatile bellend community.
Including – but certainly not limited to…
The fruit machine addict This aspiring rocket scientist is confident he’ll win a fortune off a device mechanically calibrated to fleece drunk men.
He... read more

 
28 July 2017 in Lifestyle, Views: 67
Source: Metro
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