6 things you’ll notice at every village hall party for toddlers

6 things you’ll notice at every village hall party for toddlers
 

It’s party time.
A phrase that used to mean imbibing yourself silly until 3am on the dancefloor of Fernando’s has now taken a terrifying twist in parenthood.
The Saturday afternoons you used to spend recovering from your amazing Friday nights, such as Sally and Big Trev’s The Dark Knight-themed fancy dress party, is now spent driving out to a village hall: the realm of the toddler birthday bash.
Overdosed on sugar and excitement, toddlers are essentially like the incoherent drunk people you used to hang out with. Only smaller. And louder.
While you used to be able to tolerate this... read more

 
14 January 2018 in Lifestyle, Views: 57
Source: Metro
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