10 things that leave you shattered before having kids but barely register afterwards
“Oh I’m soooo tired,” is a familiar groan of many a weary colleague running on coffee.
But post-kids, unless you have an entourage of minions, there is no hiding the fact that due to lack of, not just sleep, but general sitting/rest/chilling/walking alone and breathing time, you are likely to age three years for every one.
You will wrinkle and grey at a frightening rate, but due to the amount of time spent on your knees wiping up all manner of fluids you will at least stay grounded. Here’s what won’t make you remotely tired after children…
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